Photo taken by HRM RD in the Chinese tunnels at the height of battle. (KoC Archives)

In the unforgiving streets of the distant planet Arcturus, Queen Romana Didulo's early life was a tale of tenacity amid adversity. Born into poverty, she navigated the challenges of survival in the capital city Blorf with resilience and determination. She developed an innate understanding of the struggles faced by the less fortunate. Yet, even in the shadows of hardship, her spirit remained unbroken. It was amidst the harsh realities of street life on Arcturus that Queen Romana cultivated the grit that would later define her leadership. Fleeing the slums of Blorf and the daily struggles of life, Romana Didulo embarked on a transformative journey that led her to unexpected realms of power. Seeking refuge and a chance at a better life, she navigated the cosmic expanse and arrived on a distant world, where fate would intertwine her destiny with none other than Ferdinand Marcos. Knowing a better opportunity would not present itself immediately, Romana ate one of Ferdinand's daughters and assumed her form. Here, at last, was a stable, loving family that Romana could finally call herself a member of. Time passed and circumstances changed, leading Romana to find her way to the idyllic paradise of Vancouver Island in Canada. There she led a lonely, wasted existence and at times even contemplated returning to Blorf. But then, everything changed. The Chinese had arrived. Learning through secret messages beamed to her toothbrush by the Arcturian High Command that the Chinese army was invading Canada through a clandestine network of underground tunnels, Romana sprang into action. Displaying exceptional tactical prowess, stealth, intelligence, and unwavering resolve, she outmaneuvered the invaders and turned the tunnels into a fortress of resistance. Her victory echoed not only through the subterranean passages but resonated as a testament to her dedication in preserving the sovereignty of the Kingdom of Canada against external threats. Romana entered the tunnels as an attic dwelling failure and emerged as an RV driving monarch. The defeat of the Chinese army in the depths below underscored Queen Romana Didulo's indomitable spirit and her commitment to safeguarding the kingdom from any encroaching forces. It's a commitment that is still held to this day as she travels the length and breadth of this country. only guide on this journey is Darlene, who appears in the form of a hologram that only Romana can see and hear. And so Queen Romana finds herself driving from town to town, striving to put right what once went wrong.

The only known photo of a young Romana Didulo in Blorf, Arcturus (Arcturian Archives)